a nightmare would be a life without you

Me in cannabalistic bunny mode
Thursday, April 28, 2005 9:04 AM

Everything was great today, other than me almost (in Sebastian's own words) ate up Derek for kapoking my chair. Mrs Low let us play with those bubble thingys. The kind thats like a colourless spongy balloon that can be popped. Miss Poh kapoked one of the tubes and played with it. Haha. So much for deprived childhood.

Gah. Everything was okay. OKAY. I found out that Ken is really a great guy if he stops trying to act like he isn't. We did some Amaths during remedial with him and he was really a nice guy, amiable and not hard to get along with... Surprisingly the moment he did something nice (share Amaths 10 Years Series) with us, he kinda dropped most of his 'act mean' guard thing. Maybe if some people in class stop teasing him and if he makes an effort to team play more often, he might be a good person to be friends with.

As if the good stuff doesn't end just here. We (Clara and me) went to Uncle's shop under the void deck to get some munchies and in Clara's case some chocs. I got some instant mee. When I went up, although there were these mean looking bunch of Malay guys from some other school (also in white uniforms) who were originally smoking, they kindly asked us if you needed the table instead of letting us walk to the other side to eat on the concrete seats (without tables). They then stopped smoking and clear up asking us if we minded the smoke smell. It was pretty nice of them. TOTALLY changed my once fixed mindset on these kind of guys that they were all people who didn't give two hoots if I spilt my noodles while walking to the other side. They were nice. Although Jean claimed (we met her at the shop) that they went off to another table with girls (pao niu?) I'd give them the benefit of the doubt. They were nice people.

So on the whole today should have been a GREAT day. :)

If only good things came in like giant stampedes. It sort of ended right then.

I was on Bus number 9 when three girls from a nearby JC (I don't name names but those familiar with the Tampines Map will know which one I'm referring to) boarded the bus. They were standing beside me lah. I was standing like near the back and on the other side further in was a Malay girl from another school. Everything seemed like a normal kind of bus ride until...

The bus got freaking jammed at one area because many people were boarding and they were having a hard time getting on.

Surprise surprise. Wonder why?

Because the Malay girl and I didn't move in. Basically I was waiting for her to move in lah so... My fault lah. My bad. Then one of the girls (the loud mouthed Bitchy voiced type Ah Lian act not Ah Lian which I absolutely cannot stand) decided to act noble and asked us to move in.

I was like. Okay. But I decided to wait awhile before moving in because I thought the Malay girl would move in first lah. She didn't. So I moved in lah, then at that moment, the Ah Lianish JC girl with the loud sharp piercing voice which I cannot stand said very loudly with a 'suan' type of tone, "SOOOO INconsideRATE." (The stresses on the Capital letters.)

Yeah whatever. Now bitchy Auntie Carrie from the supermarket will start to go into bitch fit as of now. Since anyway, everyone assumes or thinks I'm some sort of bitch anyway (except Clara and my dearie of course).

Yes, oh NOBLE considerate Ah Lianish JC girl, I am so inconsiderate I shouldn't have moved in at all. Are you even standing at the back. I bet if you were where me and that Malay girl was you would also not want to move.(Even after moving she wasn't far from her original position and not stuck to the back like moi.) If you were oh so holier than though, why didn't you move in instead of waiting for me or the Malay girl to move? Just because you had to move instead of the Malay girl you go, "Oh my gosh, the whole world isn't revolving around me anymore! They are SOOO inconsiderate! Oh my god..." Oh whatever. I shall now make a sweeping statement which I doubt is true, "JC students all pass CME Practical". I don't blardy give a damn if you're referring to the Malay girl OR ME but if you wanna be bitchy. Go ahead. Because I'm the ultimate bitch and thats the reason I'm getting all worked up over nothing (you). Freaking hell. She went on the chatter NON-FREAKING-STOP the whole bus trip, only interrupted like once every 19184921843 sentences by her friend. Too bad NOBLE one, you got Auntie Carrie on a bad day. I'm in cannabalistic bunny mood. Before she got off the bus at the East Point bus stop, (I had already glared at her and her friends like ten over times on the pretence of staring very painfully outside the window) she said in her piercing Ah Lian singlish peppered accent, "I dunno where the adder one cum from, but I know behind us one lah. Behind us is from Dunman becos beside our skoo."

Whatever. Saying your behaviour was bitchy was a compliment. Freak. I glared holes through that Ah Lianish JC girl's head through the window as she walked to the traffic light. Apparently if she even has a brain to think (I had my shirt tucked out and might be a dangerous about to be expelled ah lian) whether or not to offend people, her brain would be very holey.

Eh Missy, you think you JC big ah? Siao eh.

If I was a true AH LIAN bitch I would have brainlessly slapped her. But I know I would be hauled to jail and I would be like the AH LIAN from Dunman who didn't tuck in her shirt and slapped poor JC girl who was just being 'considerate'. I've no guts to go to jail like that Rat guy said about me, "You're malicious... blah blah blah... You're a coward... blah blah blah." It's true. I don't deny. I've got many bad points. Bothering to blog about stupid incidents like this is another one of my weaknesses.

I'm so sad for Natasha that such JC students from her school exist. Offend people on buses like they own the blardy vehicle. Natasha is like probably the best example of a student from that JC. Gah. That Ah Lianish JC girl even said something like, "Being timer (a sports official job I assume is TIME KEEPER) very tiring you know."

I almost choked on my own saliva. My gosh. Pressing stopwatch very tiring. Said like a true sports official. Freaking hell. And her friend who did Track Judge wasn't even complaining. Okay this is like BIMBO. She's not bitchy just freaking bimbotic. Calling her a bimbo is a compliment as well.

So JC students, next time you see a fellow JC student displaying such stupid behavior give them a wake up call. I have a friend who would one day strike it rich and pay someone to throw faeces at Bimbos like that.

It's like the University graduate thing. Just because it's an alleged high and mighty education, they're so full of themselves.

Whatever, just leave us common brainless people alone. I mean how noble can you get! Attacking someone whos brain dead like us!

**carrie**