Geraaaaaaahhhhneeeemo!
Monday, July 04, 2005 12:46 AM
Part of my day was weirded out.
I got bombed and it kinda went like this.
Dearie: Woah. I see the birds are back. Me: Uh huh. I bet that one over there is like "HEY THATS MY SEAT!" Dearie: I didn't know you knew birdspeak? Whats that one saying? Me: You see the bird is probably screeching at the car like, "Get out of my way. Don't block me! I want to watch my show one!" Dearie: Yeah lor. I know what that one is saying. He's probably like "Tweet" which means I'm gonna go cine and watch a movie today. Me: Hehe. Dearie: And the other one is like, "Tweet tweet tweet. Tweet. Tweet!" which means (insert alot of nonsense) Me: No lor... Its saying, "WHY YOU TRANSLATE FOR ME WRONGLY! I'm NOT SAYING ALL THAT! SPOIL OUR NAME ONLY!"
PIAK.
Me: EEEEEE(YURR)! Whats that? Dearie: Its not bird sh_t (poo) right? Me (looks at watery whitish raw egg whitey substance on arm): IT IS LAH! Dearie: No lah... Won't be so suay right?Me (WHINES): IT IS! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!Dearie: Theres a toilet there. No worries.Me: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (Nervous laugh before chionging to the toilet)
Moral of the story: Never wage war on the birds at Somerset. If necessary, do so discretely. Never ever say it out too loud. If trees have ears, there is definitely no reason why birds do not own a set. You have already been warned by Auntie Carrie okay! Don't say I never say! DISCRETELY! DISCRETELY!
Gah, carrie
This blog contains the memories of two people who hated each other at first, managed to get to know each other anyway, got attached for a year plus and then decided to break up.
They are very different people especially in personality and even though they love(ed) each other very much, there are some things that because of love, you have to let go.
Just happened that it would have to be this relationship.
They now remain very very good friends. (Time will tell if this sentence actually holds.)
3rd October 2004 - 20th January 2006
His Wishlist Whiteboard
Plug-in Acoustic
More Polo-tees
some amazing sound system in my room
more time
large bed
large room
win lottery
basically everything else
disclaimer
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This is done in view of the number of people who are able to access the blog. Also views expressed on this blog are usually done at the spur of the moment.
Forgive the writer (specifically carrie) should she unknowingly offend. Excuse her. However like every other blogger in this blogosphere,
she is still accountable for her blog entries.
